Last week I got an urge to research the history of Victoria’s Secret and the multitude of scents that the company has put out over the past few decades. I came across some really great information. I even created a new Pinterest board for all the articles that I was coming across: https://www.pinterest.com/nidena/well-informed-is-well-armed (Want to see a listing of all the perfumes? Go here: http://victoriassecretfragrances.blogspot.com/p/list-of-fragrances.html)
But it was what I found when I was searching for bra fit and tips that I really came across a wealth of information that had absolutely nothing to do with Victoria’s Secret except that our fit measuring procedures are…well…incomplete, at best; totally wrong, at worst, which is how it is when there is such high turnover in the company. Said turnover is even higher now but that is a whole other blog post that I’ve yet to write.
While looking up bra fitting, I found a whole discussion board for that very thing. You can find it here: http://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits and read to your heart’s content. I will try to summarize the key aspects to finding a correct fit and link you to a few places that were instrumental in my learnings thus far.
Let me just tell you that finding this information, and realizing that what I’ve been teaching my customers about fit, made me have an emotional experience much like I did when I discovered that I was not wrong regarding my misgivings about being a Mary Kay consultant. (Read that story here: http://www.pinktruth.com/board/index.php/topic,361.0.html)
Like back then, I knew something was missing. I’ve known for some time that I wasn’t providing all that I could to my customers. I’ve had to refer so many to online retailers but I knew that they would just be guessing at their size because the information that I was giving them really did feel incomplete. I want my customers to feel empowered; to come to me having an idea of what they’re looking for; and, if that isn’t the case, to walk away with the knowledge that they needed so that they could shop online with confidence.
It’s in this blog post that I hope that I can do that.
The first step was getting the measurements and inputting them into the online calculator. Now, mind you, I’ve sized myself in the DD and DDD range for YEARS. Sometimes a 34 band, sometimes a 36. The only thing that I had correct was the 36. See, VS bras have really stretchy bands. That’s why it’s easy to think that a 36 is quite roomy. It’s really not all that stretchy in a bra that fits correctly but I digress, sort of. The calculator called for FIVE measurements. If you’ve ever read the “bra fit” post of mine (http://nidena.blogspot.com/2008/10/to-ensure-bra-fits.html), you’ll know that VS measures three locations MAX. All these years…incomplete information. To really get your correct calculated measurement, you need to take a measurement in all five places (maybe positions is a better word).
Do you have your tape measure?
I’ll wait. :D
Okay, now you gotta free the girls to take the measurements. That's right! Take off the boulder holder and let them feel the breeze.
Okay, now you gotta free the girls to take the measurements. That's right! Take off the boulder holder and let them feel the breeze.
- Snug underbust
- Tight underbust (The underbust is just what it sounds like: right under your boobs, in the “crease”)
Okay, stand up now.
- Standing overbust (wrap that tape gently around your torso and across your nipples. I know…it’s cold…and a little sensitive…but endure it)
Got that? Now bend over. Let them puppies dangle for all they’re worth.
- Leaning overbust (and you thought standing overbust was difficult lol) I totally understand if you need help with this one. Some ladies just have a lot of boob and might need to phone a friend.
Are you tired? That’s okay ‘cause now you get to lay down. Yep, the next measurement is flat on your back. Well, unless you have a butt that doesn’t let you lay flat. Lol
- Laying overbust (don’t fret if this is smaller than the other two. Mine was too)
Borrowed this pic from http://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits to give you a visual on where/how to measure:
Now…and I really hope you remembered to write all those down otherwise you’ll have to do them again…go plug those numbers in here: http://www.brasizecalculator.tk/
I hope you didn’t pass out when you saw your new calculated size.
I was Wow’d also.
I was Wow’d also.
Are you overwhelmed? Take a breather. Then come back for just a few more things.
Once you get over the “sticker shock” of your new size, you’ll want to learn about:
--Projection—Shallow vs Projected breasts (Unfortunately, I don’t know enough about this to be able explain it so I will suggest checking out this page: http://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/wiki/shallow and the links on it)
--Fullness—on both the top and bottom (A great guide can be found here: http://i.imgur.com/VPH5K0E.png think of the spot where the red and blue lines meet as the spot where your nipple sits)
I have to also say that www.venusianglow.com is a great resource for this information. Just click on *Bra Matrix* on that site and you’ll encounter a whole other world of stuff about boobs and bra fittings.
Now, I know you’re probably thinking: “But my bra fits just fine. Why do I need all this information?” I thought the same thing. After all, I have nine years experience of bra fitting from working at Victoria’s Secret. If I was a pilot, I could wear one of those patches that have cumulative hours on it. Mine would be, easily, 500+ hours. I mean, doesn’t it look like my bra fits? Except maybe that little bit of pudge under my armpit but everyone has that, right?
Wrong!
My life was changed when I read three little words and employed the action that which they describe: SWOOP AND SCOOP.
While wearing the bra, you reach in and pull that flesh that we've always thought was "pudge" forward so that it's back where it's supposed to be. Why? Because that "pudge" is breast tissue that has been exiled from the ill-fitting bras that we've worn all these years. That's right! Reclaim that additional breast tissue with pride.
While wearing the bra, you reach in and pull that flesh that we've always thought was "pudge" forward so that it's back where it's supposed to be. Why? Because that "pudge" is breast tissue that has been exiled from the ill-fitting bras that we've worn all these years. That's right! Reclaim that additional breast tissue with pride.
Here’s the same bra with breasts swooped and scooped:
Doesn’t fit so well after all. Note the "muffin top" above the cups. When I realized that, I sought out that bra calculator (here it is again so that you don’t have to scroll up to the top: http://www.brasizecalculator.tk/ ), took all my measurements and plugged them in. I about had a heart attack when I saw the new measurement. 36FF? That can’t be right. And that’s not even a U.S. size. 36H? What the heck!!! I had to test this theory. There’s no way that a 36FF/36H is going to fit me. It’ll be too big. I couldn’t be more incorrect. Here’s a (more) correctly fitting 36FF/36H:
Now, maybe you're wanting to rebutt with: "But that's a full coverage bra!" It is; however, the demi bras fit just as well. Unfortunately, they were a little too sheer/lacy for me to feel comfortable putting pictures of them on my blog. I hope you can understand that.
My life will be forever changed. Unfortunately, unless I lose a whole lot of breast, I won’t be buying bras at my place of employment any longer. I prefer bras that fit over ones that are readily accessible.
I plan to help a few folks local to me find both. See my next post for how I plan to do that but FIRST go get your new calculated size. You're gonna need it.
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